![]() ![]() ![]() With his chronic mantra of “Beware contagion, contagion alert! Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!” Edwart is dragged into Belle's fantasy of their eternal life together. Edwart is much more concerned with his Price Elasticity Club and normal names. Edwart Mullen and Belle Goose are meant to be together. Struggling with the fact that every male in Switchblade is in love with her, Belle heads to school in her U-Haul truck – to meet the man of her dreams. Jim, a window-wiping vegetarian, is clearly the father in need as Belle takes on the task of babying him – making him pot roast, urging him out of the house to hang out with his wheelchair friend. After saying “Good-BUH,” Belle takes her one-way trip to her father's. But, she had to so that her co-dependent mother could go traveling with her boyfriend. A parody of the bafflingly successful novel Twilight, Nightlight hits the nail on the head, summing up four novels of mediocre writing in one fantastic comedy.īelle Goose, the main character, didn't want to move to Switchblade, Oregon. ![]()
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